On the phone. May 17, 2011.
Peter: So when I was leaving work today, I got into the parking lot, and there were these guys there with flamethrowers-
Peter: Flamethrowers!! And all these jackhammers and machines. They were laying down asphalt in the company parking lot, and I was thinking, ‘How am I supposed to get out of here??’ I didn’t know what to do!!
Sara: Well, what did you do?
Sara: Did you take out your wand and say ‘leviate’?? And then lift your car across the parking lot onto the road???? (I said that in a British accent)
Peter: Actually, I just sat in my car for like 10 minutes and waited for them to be done and let me through.
FYI: After a little Google searching, I think that the spell I was looking for was Wingardium Leviosa. Check out this awesome website I found!!
In other news, this morning when I was brushing my teeth with my electric toothbrush, I don’t know what I was thinking, but I started drooling or something, and so I took the toothbrush out of my mouth.
When it was still on.
And then I changed my shirt and was late for work because I was busy getting the toothpaste off my face and out of my hair. I had on a button down shirt with a vest thing over. I just changed the bottom shirt.
And guess what? When I was running to my car, I noticed that surprise! There’s toothpaste spattered all over my vest too.